It's been an insanely long time since I updated this thing, agree you?

Well...

My Christmas was amazing. We had fantastic food,delectable deserts, wondrous wine, and of course, a plethora of presents. Among other things, I got a Guitar Hero World Tour band game, and a CO2 tank for paintball. It was a nice family Christmas.

New Years was also sweet. I ate the traditional pork dinner on New Year's Eve. After that, I went to my friends house and we stayed up and watched the ball drop in New York City. Incidentally, my cousin was in Times Square, though I did not see him. We played ping pong, Texas Hold 'Em, and watched multiple movies- Tropic Thunder, Elf, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. We also conducted very Seinfeld-esque conversations in which we analyzed and discussed every logical improbability of the world portrayed in the major motion picture Elf starring Will Ferral.In the morning we had kick ass chocolate chip waffles, which quite simply, rocked my socks.

In other news...

Check out Santa.

Also, stay tuned for another poem that I am currently working on. Unlike most of my other poetry, this one is taking more time than a single sitting, and due to my attention span being that of a ADHD squirrel, I have not gotten around to finishing it.

Reflect upon this pearl:

Wisdom of the Day:

I once asked the sun what he thought of stupidity. Whilst staring up at him and waiting for an answer, he burned my face and blinded my eyes. I think I know what he was getting at.

Sincerely and Merrily,
Albinomonkey